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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:21

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Loons and Moons
What are the causes of over sweating?
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Adam Scott, nearly 45 years old, with chance to redefine career on U.S. Open Sunday - NBC Sports
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
What is the worst thing your sibling has done?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics