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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Summer here, the one who debunks atheism. Isn’t it funny how atheists always say they prefer a “no-nonsense, evidence-based approach” to understanding the world, but when I bring up logical arguments for theism, they suddenly clam up?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Loons and Moons

What are the causes of over sweating?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Adam Scott, nearly 45 years old, with chance to redefine career on U.S. Open Sunday - NBC Sports

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics