What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 01:17

So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
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No, not a chance
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
No way
When does a woman know she is cumming?
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
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share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading