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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 01:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

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No, not a chance

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Are you happy with your life?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

No way

When does a woman know she is cumming?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

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share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Why do people keep complaining about how some people copy and paste the question before answering it? To me, it's very disturbing and makes me want to block and mute them as annoying whiners.